There is a funny thread going called Things Sesshoumaru Would Never Say. It has some absolutely funny situations in it.
Here is the challenge:

~Make Sesshoumaru say what he normally never would. Pick one of the posts from that thread and put our favorite puppy in a position that he has to do and say exactly what's written. You can work it by yourself or collaborate with the person that originally posted the saying.

~This challenge can be drawn or written.

~Let's make this a one-shot. No word limit, whatever it takes to make him say it.

~Either way give props to the person that originally posted on that thread.

~Let's not limit the ratings, just give proper warnings.

~Drop a line here if you take me up on this challenge.

~~Have fun! You can't help but make this silly.~~

Here's a banner for your piece. Thanks to The Lovely Miko and R0o!

I did, haha. It's not very good, and it's REALLY short, but I did it.
It's called "Pet Names", If you care at all.

Gambler's Winnings
It is slightly mature. (Rating M)

I think I somehow turned a "what he won't say" into a "what he might say"...

Both of those stories cracked me up. Thanks for taking the challenge!

I got mine up! YAY!

The Sesshomaru Show

Rated M for language.

Too funny. I would watch it to laugh at Inuyasha and oogle Sesshoumaru.

KEdakumi wrote:
Too funny. I would watch it to laugh at Inuyasha and oogle Sesshoumaru.

Thank you, that was fun writing it.

Okay, here is my entry:
"A Night to Remember"
Rated: T
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/6062/1

The Lovely Miko wrote:
Okay, here is my entry:
"A Night to Remember"
Rated: T
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/6062/1As stated in my review... my giggling woke up the baby.
And really, who here wouldn't want to see a nakkid, drunk Sess skipping and singing?

Thanks for taking the challenge!!

I am so glad you liked it!!! Well, I told you I was looking at a banner, and R0o let us use her banner, and also provided the text! Thank you R0o!! Well here it is:

The Lovely Miko wrote:
I am so glad you liked it!!! Well, I told you I was looking at a banner, and R0o let us use her banner, and also provided the text! Thank you R0o!! Well here it is:

Thank you both for the great banner!!

He said what?! Challenge

Title: Pack Dynamics
Rated: MA
chapter 3

www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7277/3

Title: Big Boy Lunch
Rating: K
Story Type: Drabble (241 words)

Big Boy Lunch

Loved them both. Thanks for taking the challenge!!

I tried... www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7797/1

Title: Familiar Taste of Poison
Rated: M
Oneshot

I used more then one because I couldn't choose... but they are all listed at the bottom!

CrazedCalicoNeko wrote:
I tried... www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7797/1

Title: Familiar Taste of Poison
Rated: M
Oneshot

I used more then one because I couldn't choose... but they are all listed at the bottom!
I love how you used so many then ended it with the thought of needed to see a therapist.
Thanks for taking the challenge! Don't forget you banner!

I would love to try this also if i'm chosing to respond to someone who requested sesshoumaru to sing a song do i have to make him sing the entire thing, or would part of it do? so looking forward to writing this! ^.^

As long as it includes the line quoted in the thread, you can ad as much or as little of the song as you want.
Can't wait to see what you do.

The only thing better

Its rated MA by the way

Hope you like

Mistress of Rave wrote:
The only thing better

Its rated MA by the way

Hope you like

Had to giggle when thinking of the 'caught' look he probably had. Thanks for taking the challenge! Don't forget your banner.

Here is my entry :

www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7866/1

It's a humorous, short oneshot about Sesshoumaru's choice of clothing lol!

Rated T

Stella wrote:
Here is my entry :

www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7866/1

It's a humorous, short oneshot about Sesshoumaru's choice of clothing lol!

Rated T
Made me giggle. Poor Sess is gonna get a complex. Thanks for taking the challenge. Don't forget your banner.

This one was one of the most fun challenges I've participated in so far! I do love making people laugh and I hope everyone will have some fun reading all these wonderful stories here! Thank you KEdakumi-san for the opportunity, I truly enjoyed it

Yes i agree full heartedly with Stella please give us more challenges yours are the best!

I accept the Challenge!

Here is my entry! www.dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/7881/1

Title:Priceless Moments!
Rating: K+

I agree completely with Stella and Mistress of Rave! I look forward to the next challenge!

-Forgotten!