Aki: I'm baaaaaaaack. :P This is dedicated to RayRay; even though my schedule is insane and we don't get to talk much, I luff you! But everyone, I don't know when I'll be able to update (I can't do it regularly), because I'm starting my new major in Culinary Arts as well as a little Jewelry/Other stuff business, so writing is gonna have to happen when I have free time. But know that I love y'all. :3
Title: Cybernetic Mishap Two: Strategy Guide to Dating
Synopsis: Well, getting past the hurdles of crushes can be a challenge, but that's nothing compared to understanding the concepts of relationships. Especially if your a Sesshy in thick rimmed glasses.
Chapter 1: Kagome: Bliss this is Not.
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Mail: Username: KuroMiko@>Inbox(1)
To: Higurashi Kagome
From: Taisho Sesshoumaru
Sub: Dinner Tonight
Kagome,
I believe tonight we have dinner plans marking out sixth month anniversary. I cordially ask that you cancel whichever plans you have for tonight, as I plan to take you to a candlelit dinner and discuss the idea of moving into an apartment together, as we both go to different schools as of this date, and research shows that couples statistically grow apart after high school as less time is spent together, especially if one changes the area of schooling. Please be prepared to discuss this situation.
Sincerely,
Sesshoumaru
P.S. I have attached the research I have conducted and hope it is stimulating.
attatchment: The Statistics of Romantic Human Relationships Post-High School.doc
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To: Taisho Sesshoumaru
From: Higurashi Kagome
Sub:Re: Dinner Tonight
Sweetheart, you don't need to write a thesis on it. :3 Um, I'd love to talk about that stuff with you. ^^ Can't wait until tonight! X3
-Your Sneaky Sorceress <3
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To: Higurashi Kagome
From: Taisho Sesshoumaru
Sub: Dinner Tonight
Your emoticons are cute. They make me miss you.
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Taki-Kun>Documents>Private Stuff You Can’t Read InuYasha!>Journal/Encrypted/Pass:Sesshoumaru>Secret Journal of Doom
Dear Journal,
Long time no type, right? Well, hahahHA. Shit has happened. Lots of shit has happened. I've gone from being Ms. Popular to Ms. What Were You Thinking?
It's amazing. Because that spells FREEDOM! :D
Freedom to do whatever the shit I fucking want to do. If I want to play eroge, well then I CAN PLAY EROGE! >:D
… Yeah, I've become a looser. It's awesome. :3
Well, I've been done with High School for a few months, and without knowing it, I followed Naraku to the local Arts College. Yes. I'm stupid. I followed hyper 80's sugar plum fairy to his mating grounds. X'D Just kidding. I think he wants to faux-propose to InuYasha and go get married where it's legal. Unless he's willing to get a sex change. x'D
That just reminds me of this Filipino movie I watched the other day where this guy was transgender and trying to get the surgery, and does, but gets with a guy that breaks up with her because she can't have babies, and then suddenly at the end she goes back to being a guy. It made me really sad. And I kept thinking of Naraku the whole time because the actor was wearing the WORST black long-haired wig I've ever seen.
I love that fag. xD
And being with Sesshoumaru has been amazing so far. I love it. He's really sweet and fun and-
Hold on. Gotta e-mail. <3
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Mail: Username: KuroMiko@>Inbox(1)
To: Higurashi Kagome
From: Onigumo Naraku
Sub: Bitch Please.
My ass has 20/20 vision. Don't even think of writing another word about how perfect your dysfunctional boyfriend is. Bitch doesn't even know how to finger you right.
-Your B.F.F. Nararakuku
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To: Onigumo Naraku
From: Higurashi Kagome
Sub: Re:Bitch Please
Okay, FIRST OF ALL, he IS sweet when I can actually hold a conversation with him! He's thoughtful and gives me stuff all the time. He's super smart and loves to tutor me when I get stuck, and lets me borrow books whenever I want them. :D
Also; I think you're supposed to pay attention during lectures, or Yakuda-sensei will make you a model for the Drawing class again. Remember that disaster? And your ASS has 20/20 vision!? O-O THAT IS JUST FUCKING TERRIFYING.
- Kagome
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To: Higurashi Kagome
From: Onigumo Naraku
Sub: … Really?
The boy thinks tits < dice. You cannot sit there and tell me you're in marital bliss with a boy that plays with his dollfies more than he plays with his girlfriend. Six months you've been going out. SIX! And we're in Art school while he's burying himself in code to become a Code Monkey for Game Soft. He's memorizing DnD books more than your body, and BY FUCKING GOLLY THERE HAS BEEN NO SEX.
HOW ON EARTH do you two MANAGE no SEX!? D:
I mean, I can't even go thirty seconds without thinking of InuYasha's cock, and Sessho-baby is a million times hotter than his little brother. YOU'RE DATING THE HOLY GRAIL OF SEXINESS. So, tell me, WHY IS HE STILL EL VIRGINO!?
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Taki-Kun>Documents>Private Stuff You Can’t Read InuYasha!>Journal/Encrypted/Pass:Sesshoumaru>Secret Journal of Doom
... I have a headache, and I think Naraku is trying to will my PMS to happen earlier than normal this month. Just because we both have to take the same GE courses doesn't mean he gets to STALK me through mine. Dx Prop Making and Costume Design have NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER!
... Oh. Well, GOD DAMN IT.
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Aki: Short because I'm back to doing my whole, “Let's see what you write in an hour” kick again. XD You can't see it, but I'm shaking my head at myself. x'D