Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha…~x6
AN: Kagome and Sesshomaru are both HUMANS in this.
Okay, I know it’s not the most original prank in the world, but gosh, plotting it was SO FUN! It’s been so boring since the return from our honeymoon…sigh. And what a great honeymoon that was…. wink wink
So anyway, I was watching a prank show on JTV the other night while he was at work, and it kind of influenced me to play a prank of my own.
So here’s the play-by-play:
I parked my car two blocks down the road, in the opposite direction that he usually drives from when coming home. I also left a message on the answering machine telling him I’d be working late, that way he wouldn’t suspect anything. I have even hidden my shoes in a bush outside the door! My dedication amazes me sometimes.
SLAM
Crap, he’s home! I’ll be back to finish the rest of this in a bit.
Kagome ran to the bedroom that she shared with her new husband Sesshomaru….and hid under the bed.
A few minutes later, she saw his socked feet pad into the room from her hiding spot. She watched as her unsuspecting husband walked over to the phone to check for messages.
She stifled a giggle when her voice sounded, “Hey, honey, I’ll be working late tonight, so don’t wait up for me okay? I love you.” He erased the message.
The bed sank down when Sesshomaru sat on the mattress to take get ready for bed.
After changing into his evening lounge pants and a plain white tee, her yummy husband unpacked his laptop, took a seat on his favorite armchair in the corner, powered up some programs, and started typing away.
For about ten minutes, Kagome stared at his feet, biding her time, waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
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Her vision blurred in and out of focus and she woke from her nap. OH NO! HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP?
Checking her watch, Kagome realized only about 25 minutes had gone by. She discreetly snuck another peek at the armchair. Luckily, Sesshomaru was still there, typing away furiously as if the keyboard on his laptop had wronged him some way.
She heard him let out a small sigh and realized that he must have been waiting for her to come home. Her heart warmed a little and she felt a tinge of guilt for what she was about to do.
Slowly and without a noise, she slithered out from beneath the bed, coming out on the side that was not in his line of vision. When Kagome felt she was ready, she jumped from her crouched position, and screamed with a force so strong, even Darth Vader would cower.
BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
What she heard next, was a sound that she would have never guessed in a million years would have ever come from her husband’s mouth.
It was like hearing a mix of small girl's scream and the squawking of a duck. The most feminine, high-pitched, shriek, more ear-splitting that a young girl’s squeal when she finds out her long-time crush has accepted her, reverberated through the entire house. She was sure that whatever gods existed, were holding their ears in pain.
Sesshomaru whipped around at the sound of his wife’s laughter. She was on the ground, seemingly in pain, clutching at her sides, and was shaking so hard she could have started an earthquake.
He marched over to her as she stood, took her chin in his hand, and looked straight into her blue eyes, which were glossy from tears of mirth.
“If you breathe a word, a single word, about this to another soul, you will not live to see another day.” And with that, he turned and headed towards the bathroom.
“But-“ She started to say, except she was interrupted with a glare.
“NOT ANOTHER WORD.” He closed the bathroom door and locked it with a click.
So there you have it, Sesshomaru’s dirty little secret. Who knew someone so smokin’ would possess a scream like that? And yea, I know by blogging about this, he will probably come after me all angry or whatever…but smirk, I’m due for a little punishment, if you know what I mean.
So this is Kagome, signing off from this awesome blogging site, hope you enjoyed my story! =9