It just keeps getting bigger! by Rin

It just keeps getting bigger!

Inuyasha isn't mine, nor do I wish he was. He's an annoying mouthy dog with no house training or manners what-so-ever!!

If anyone expected this to be slightly clean, they should be ranting to RT about it for creating a bad puppy.

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Well, read and enjoy!!

It Just Keeps Getting Bigger!

It was quiet downstairs, Kagome though as clawed fingertips slid through her hair, scratching lightly as her scalp, a soft coo of enjoyment passed from her lips as she curled against the male beside her. She smiled as Sesshoumaru's arm pulled her closer, giving a protest not to wrinkle her outfit. "Naughty dog, it's been a long while since I've seen any of the gang and you know I told you I want to look nice, not a 'just rolled with' apperance."

He gave a huff and, as in his habits, ignored her chatter and pulled her into his lap. Silencing her like a professional with the use of his lips and a flick of his tongue. Near silence filled the room as they entertained themselves, waiting for the last of their group so they could leave.

~=~=~=~=~ Somewhere in another part of the family home ~=~=~=~=~

A low moan was heard coming from the bathroom, gaining the attention of a few wandering maids who skittered away, giggling. Such flurried action gained the attention of a number of other servants who were working and cleaning on that same floor.

"Oow. Damn that hurts! Why does it have to be so big?" was barely heard by the few who dared to press their ears against the door, hands covering their mouths to stifle the majority of noise that tried to escape.

Myoga, Inuyasha's mostly personal butler, had enough sense to step away and go inform the Lord and Lady of the house that their trip would be slightly delayed.

It's unknown if he was furtunate or not, that Inuyasha didn't know of his audience. He leaned forward, head resting on the wall beside the mirror, it's surface reflecting his flushed face. "Grrr.. Dammit! Of all the times for this to happen, it has to be when we're about to go out!!" he ranted, "And it's never been this bad before!! This one fucking hurts!!!"

A few jumped as they heard the loud slam of his fist making a dent in the wall. Lord Sesshoumaru wasn't going to be happy if he puched more holes in the walls...

~=~=~=~=~ Back to the puppy love ~=~=~=~=~

Back downstairs in the sunroom, Kagome sat with Sesshoumaru as they waited for Inuyasha, who was taking his time as usual. At the moment, he was trying to coax her tonsils out of her through via his tongue. Her hands were already clutching at the neck of his suit and the other tangled in his hair.

A soft discreet cough cause them off guard, both turning with flushed faces. Quickly Sesshoumaru groomed himself to his natural perfection, acting as if he didn't just have his hand inside Kagome's unbuttoned blouse.

The miko felt her nose burning with the flush of her emberrassment of being interrupted. True, there was really nothing wrong with what they had been doing, but she was still alittle uncomfortable with people walking in to see them in such an intimate position.

With a sigh, she  rebuttoned her top and pulled her coat over her shoulders, hands sliding up to remove any tanlges that may have appeared.Their attention from their grooming however, was diverted when on of the still giggling maids entered the room, gaining their attention.

"It seems Mr' Inuyasha will be taking a little longer than he had though. He's ah.. um... having troubles but should be down withing 15 minutes." The maid tittered, her cheeks still slightly heated.

Eyes closing to supress his irritation, Sesshoumaru looked to his mate.

"Give him about 5 minutes than we'll go see whats taking him." Kagome sighed as she motioned him to sit down with her again.

Small conversation took place in the alloted time chosen, both unwilling for another unwanted interruption, before he checked his watch and, with a sigh, stood and help his lady stand with him. "Whatever he's wasting his time with, he'd better be done by the time we get there."

Arriving at the bathroom he had holed himself in, their eyes widened at the sounds and phrase coming from the room.

"It just keeps getting bigger! Why is it getting bigger!?!?" the hanyou was uttering in a low tone.

A flush took over Kagome's face as she tried to keep her mind in the clean. Sesshoumaru however, bit back a smirk as he contemplated this as blackmail for future use. Opened the door a fraction for himself to glance in, his eyes widened at the scene before him before Kagome pushed the door open farther.

"Wha..!!" stammered the startled Inu, obviously startled.

Both observers stared at the sight before him before Kagome began to snicker before running off in the direction of her and Sesshou's room. Sesshoumaru shook his head in pity for the hanyou before him. Unexpected, but something still worth using against him. Quickly he slipped a hand into the inner pocket of his jacked and, before his young sibling could blink, had snapped a picture and took off down towards his and his mate's room.

Moments later, Kagome came back with a small silver device. her head shaking at the antics of her fluffy love. She approched her twitchy hanyou-in-law, trying to get him to keep still, even as he backed away. Making a small sound of disapproval, she turned to see Sesshoumaru standing in the doorway again.

Murmering a small request into Sesshy's ear, he quickly pinned Inuyasha against the counter, leaving room for Kagome to do as she planned. Pressing one end of the devide to the rather large, bulging blemish on the young males forehead, they all winced; either in empathic pain or disgust was unknown, as a rather distinct loud and wet pop was heard.

Quickly Kagome wiped the mess from the device before it could get on her finers and finished draining the embarrassing mega-zit from his face.

"Inuyasha, next time, dont use your claws. Just ask me for help, cause this thing works a lot better and doesn't cut your skin like your claws do." The still slightly disgusted miko said, cleaning the metal stick before returning it to her room. "Besides, your constant playing with it is what keeps making it bigger!"