Technical Difficulties by coco

The Microwave

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

A/N: ANOTHER RANDOM IDEA. Please enjoy and review. lemon will come on the next chapter so stick around

Kagome frowned and scratched her head. The damn thing’s not working. She grabbed the phone from the counter and dialed her cousin’s number. The phone rang once and a woman answered.

“Kikiyo, I’m having technical difficulties.”

“What do you mean?”

“Dildo’s not working.”

“What the hell Kagome?”

“What I mean is that my fucking microwave’s not working.”

Kikiyo didn’t say anything but Kagome heard the sigh in the other line.

Kagome had her.

“Alright, you can come over. But behave yourself; I have some of my classmates over for a project.”

A brief pause.

“More dildos?”

“Whatever.”

Kagome gathered her books and put it inside her backpack. Kikiyo’s house was just a couple of blocks from hers. Home alone and starving to death, Kagome was actually happy to see her cousin.

They used to bicker like cats and dogs but they eventually learned how to settle their differences but occasional ‘breakouts’ still happens. Despite of their love and hate relationship, the two actually care about each other.

In one way or another.

Opening the front door with so much familiarity, Kagome carelessly strode inside the living room and went straight to the kitchen where she found her cousin with two silver haired guys. The two guys were fine as hell and Kagome wondered about the project that her cousin spoke of.

Kikiyo greeted her with a nervous glare and pointed at the microwave. “Use the damn microwave and leave. We’re busy here.”

‘So Kikiyo knows what’s gonna happen, huh?’ Kagome mused to herself.

Instead of doing what she’s told, Kagome opened the fridge and got herself a cold can of coke. She opened it and shot her cousin with a sweet smile.

“Are you mad that I didn’t bring any dildos with me?”

“Get out Kagome.”

Kagome ignored her again drank her coke. After a two loud gulps, she said, “What’s this project of yours Kikiyo? Do you need a camera by any chance? I can be the camera man or woman while you guys do your thing.” Kagome finished her sentence with a smirk.

“We don’t need a cameraman, wench. Just run along and don’t bother us. What we’re gonna do is hard and you can’t possibly help us so just scram.” Said the younger one of the two silver haired guys.

Kagome smirked and replied, “Oh I know it must be a hard task indeed…”

“Yeah really hard so just fuck off alright?” was his dumb reply.

Kikiyo massaged her temples while the other silver haired man just busied himself with his laptop.

“Inuyasha just don’t talk to her.” Kagome thought that her cousin was getting her point alright and their other companion seemed to have average comprehension skills to know where she’s heading with the conversation. The smirk on his beautiful face proves Kagome’s theory.

“Are you guys sure that you don’t need my assistance with this project of yours? I know a lot of skills that perhaps can make it even more fun.”

“Kagome….” Kikiyo was losing her patience with her and Kagome knows it.

Unfortunately, she’s not done yet. 

“C’mon Kikiyo! I’ll just watch you guys do your  er… project.”

She snapped and stood up from her seat. Grabbing the coke from Kagome’s hands, Kikiyo dropped it in the trash can and faced her cousin.

“Look Kagome. That fuckin idiot might not get it but NO! We are not gonna make a god damn sex video alright?! And even if we are, I don’t need your little ass to hold the fuckin camera so just fucking leave me alone!!!”

“But you’ve always liked threesomes..” said Kagome in an innocent voice.

“Fuck Kagome just knock it off already.” She winced at the shrill voice of her cousin and decided that, a pissed off Kikiyo was enough for the day.

“Alright just don’t cum on your pants geez.” Looking at her panting cousin, Kagome continued. “Oh dude can I use your other computer here downstairs?”

Still panting from her outburst, Kikiyo replied, “It’s not working. Go use the one in my room.” She was just plain glad that Kagome would not pester her any more.

“Alright. Just keep it down. I’ll be doing my own thing upstairs too.” With that Kagome was gone.

Kikiyo sat down with a heavy thump and said, “That hoe said she didn’t bring any dildo right? What a liar.”