Happy Birthday by Kai

Plot bunnies and birthdays

A/N: Here is my answer to the challenge by Priestess Skye . The Dokuga Birthday Challenge. Sorry if its kind of crappy. Forcing myself from a writters block is really hard.  

Plot Bunnies And Birthdays

Bright light. That’s all Sesshomaru could think of as he slowly opened tired golden eyes. Honestly, his mate always loved to open the blinds when she woke up. Speaking of which, where was that woman? 

He sat up, his hair a mess as he continued to look around. No, she wasn’t in the room, and from the sounds of it, she wasn’t in the bathroom either. No, it sounded like she was downstairs making something. The sweet smell told him that it was cake. Or something like that. But why was she making something like that at… Looking at the clock he realized it wasn’t as early as he thought it was. Eleven in the afternoon really wasn’t early. Slipping on a pair of pajama pants, he headed downstairs. 

Kagome hummed happily to herself as she began to decorate the cake. She had worked hard on making the perfect marble cake with vanilla icing on the top. 

“Happy birthday Dokuga?” Sesshomaru asked, looking over his mate’s shoulder. 

The raven haired woman eeped as she turned to see Sesshomaru there. “Oh! I didn’t see you there Sesshomaru.” She said a little breathless. Seeing the taiyoukai wearing nothing but low ridding pajama pants really wanted her to give up on her task, glomp the youkai before her and just have her way with him. But she knew better. Not yet anyways. 

“It’s a site that I write some of my stories on sometimes.” She said to him as she finished the rest of the cake. “It’s their birthday so I invited other Dokugian’s so we can all celebrate. Though, you might want to put some clothes on Sess.” 

He arched an eyebrow. “Why should this Sesshomaru do so?” 

“Because Sugar0o has the tendency to let her plot bunnies run amuck. And I don’t think you don’t want to do things that you might later regret.” Though it wasn’t Kagome’s job to tell her mate that it won’t happen anyways. After all, she did have a hot piece of man for a mate. 

He arched a perfect sliver eyebrow at her. “Mate, what do you mean ‘Dokugians’ and ‘Dokuga’?” 

Kagome bit her lip, a habit she always had when she was trying to think of some way to get out of trouble. Really, she couldn’t tell him what it was really about. He might never let her access to the net ever again if he knew about what it really was. “Well… um… Oh look! Coffee is done!” She quickly evaded her mate and quickly poured him a cup. “And I think the morning paper is in the front porch if you need to read up today.” 

His sunset eyes watched her for a moment as she busied herself around the kitchen. He wanted to pry some more, but knew better then to. If he did, there was a chance that Kagome would get upset at him. And an upset Kagome meant either he would be sleeping on the couch that night, or he just wasn’t getting any regardless. Though his mind did go back to what she had said about some girl named Sugar0o. He wondered if plot bunnies tasted as good as they sounded. Maybe he would catch one, hope she didn’t notice, and make his mate cook one up for dinner that night. 

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Sesshomaru sat on the bed, his hair a complete mess and growling every time he heard a noise. Never again. He was never again going to let Kagome have a party again. Not with those people. Never before had Sesshomaru felt fear. He always struck down enemies that came within his path. Kill, destroy, and live in glory. He was named the killing perfection and lived by that name. His name was spoken in fear in both the battle ground and in the office. And all it took was some birthday party for some site that his mate went to; a bunch of people called ‘Dokugian’ and everything that he worked for was shot. And the bunnies! Those damn plot bunnies! As if that wasn’t enough to tarnish his name! He would never be able to show himself in public ever again! 

Kagome opened the door to look at her stressed out mate, feeling really bad about what happened to him. At the same time, the birthday was a blast and it was a party to remember. “Sesshomaru?” She asked as she came and sat down next to him. “I’m not going to say I’m sorry you know. I did warn you.” 

Golden eyes, rimmed with red, grabbed the girl and pinned her to the bed. “You warned me miko, so I’m going to warn you. What I’m about to do to you all night long is enough to make any other bitch blush so hard that they would pass out. You will pay for this dear mate. And you will scream my name all night long. I’ll even make those damn bunnies pass out from lack of blood to the rest of their little bitty bodies.” 

The grin on Sesshomaru’s face made Kagome knew that she was in a heap of trouble.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOKUGA!