I do not own Inuyasha and Company, no matter how happy it would make me. Rumiko Takahashi does.
Written for Ebony_Silks Week 59: Oneshot - Sex Theme
Title: In the Details
Author: Sunset Miko
Genre: Comedy-ish I guess
Word Count: 558
Rating: R for language and suggestive content
Warnings: Inuyasha's potty mouth... Ummm... Yeah, I think that's all, but I'm half asleep.
Universe: AU
"How could you, Kagome? My fucking brother? Why? Why did you have sex with him of all people?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes at the overdramatic hanyou. "I did not have sex with Sesshoumaru," she said in a flat toneless voice that only made Inuyasha's anger worse. She was acting like it was just a game, like what she'd done, how she'd betrayed him, meant nothing!
"The fuck you didn't! I caught you! How can you sit there and lie to my face? How could you cheat on me? I thought you loved me!?" Sesshoumaru snorted and Inuyasha whirled around, ready to rip the taiyoukai's throat out. "And you, fucking bastard, you knew she was mine! How could you have sex with her?"
Sesshoumaru gave his half brother a bored look before responding. "First, you have no place complaining about lying or cheating and second, Kagome spoke the truth. This Sesshoumaru did not have sex with her."
"If you weren't having sex with her then what the hell were you doing? Huh? Answer that one for me. You were naked, she was naked, and your fucking cock was in her damn throat!" He turned around again, now glaring at Kagome. "And how come you sucked his dick but you told me you don't do blow jobs? What else did you lie about?"
"I didn't say I don't give blow jobs. I said I wasn't going to give you a blowjob." Again Sesshoumaru snorted, amused by her absolutely deadpan performance. "And I don't know how many times we have to say this, but we did not have sex! God, how stupid are you?" When she saw the hanyou take in a huge breath to continue his rant, she sighed and stood up. "Oh just fuck off," she said while flipping Inuyasha the bird. "Come on, Sess. I'm tired of this. I don't give a shit what he thinks anyways, lying cheating asshole."
"Where the fuck are you going? What, you admitting that you're a fucking liar now? Gonna go fuck my brother again?"
Kagome turned back and shot a smirk at Inuyasha. "No, I didn't lie. I said I didn't have sex with Sesshoumaru and I didn't. I never said I wasn't going to. You see, it's all in the details. We just hadn't had the chance yet, hadn't gotten that far. You came in too early. Hell, I probably would have already if you hadn't interrupted. Really, how hard would it have been to knock?"
Inuyasha sputtered in confusion and frustration. He had no idea that she'd had the slightest clue about his less than faithfulness. Was she just doing this for revenge, to hurt him? "Damn it, Kagome! You can't go with him! You're my girlfriend!"
"Ha! Not anymore. I don't know why you're so worried about me having sex when you've been sleeping with every girl who'll spread her legs for you. Not like you're missing anything."
She squealed in surprise as she was swept into the demon's arms and carried up the steps, Sesshoumaru sending one last thing over his shoulder without bothering to turn around. "Rest assured little brother. By the time you see my girlfriend again she will most definitely have had sex with this Sesshoumaru, multiple times. You can continue your whining then, though I doubt she will have much energy to listen."