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So you know, this are basically oneshots, in a one shot.
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As Kagome slept, she had a strange string of dreams...
"Defeating Naraku, take one!"
Everyone grew tired of battling. Even the great demon lord, Sesshomaru, was exhausted. He knelt on one leg, and laid his arm over the other. Inuyasha was holding himself up, by the now normal Tessaiga, which was old and rusty. Kagome had ran out of arrows hours ago. Miroku felt weak, and his shakujo had met it's match, as it laid beside him broke in two. Sango's Hiraikotsu was battle worn, and her sword melted,from an acid attack. Koga lay, holding to his bleeding legs, from the jewel shards being ripped out of him. Kirara was back in her kitten form, panting as she lay on the ground. Jaken was long ago knocked unconscious a third time, all by the group, because he wouldn't stay out of the way. Even poor Shippo was now asleep, after using every trick he had. It looked like it would be the end for the group.
Naraku let out a maniacal laugh. No one could defeat him! He was unstoppable! "Now, it is time to finish off you foo-What?" He stopped, looked at a small, human child, walk up in front of him. "Who are you?"
The child never spoke a word, and smiled at him. He could tell it was a little girl, but he couldn't figure out why she was at the battle scene, where the heck she came from, and why the hell didn't he see her before! 'Did Sesshoamru adopt antoher kid or soemthing?' Jsut then, the child hugged him, and he gasped. Just then, all the demons inside of him sorta exploded, and all that was left was Naraku dust. The little girl then turned to the group and giggled. "Pure good hugs kicks pure evil's ass." The child giggled some more, while the groupd felt ashamed, and quite taken back.
The dream then faded, as everyone groaned, except the giggling child.
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"Defeating Naraku! Take Two!"
"We're going to beat you this time, Naraku," yelled Inuyasha.
"No, I don't think you can," he replied, sitting on a throne made of bones. He sat sideways on the throne, with his legs crossed; his foot bobbed up and down. he hand his arm propped up on the arm of the throne, with his head resting upon it. He lifted his other arm to yawn.
"Yes, I can! And, I will,' he yelled back.
"Can't."
"Can!"
"Can't."
"Ca-an!"
This kept going on an on. Kagome groaned, feeling frustrated. Sesshomaru's eye twitched, not happy with the situation.
Kagome then grew tired of it, and yelled, "Inuyasha! Naraku! Will you-"
While she was speaking, Sesshomaru got tired of it, pulled out the Bakusaiga, and sucked Inuyasha and Naraku into a black void. The void shut, and he sheathed his sword, nodding. "Hn." He turned around, seeing everyone's mouth gaped open.
"What? This Sesshomaru couldn't take it anymore."
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"Defeating Naraku! Take Three!"
"What is he doing," whispered Naraku to Kagura, as he looked Shippo.
"I'm not sure. I couldn't hear what he said."
Kagome, realizing what was going on, her eyes began to widen. "Run away! He's chargin' his-"
"ShoopdawhoopBWAAAAAH!!!" Shippo shop a large lazer beam out of his mouth, hence shooting Naraku's head off.
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"Defeating Naraku! Take Four!"
Inuyasha looked up, his eyes narrowed at the half breed. "Naraku! You'll pa-"
Shoop-Ching! "Whoops," spoke Kagome, scratching her head. "I'm sorry, guys. The aroow slipped."
All of them looked at her, and then to the now dissentergrated Naraku. all were silent. Koga was the brave one to speak. "Well, now what do we do."
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"Defeating Naraku! Take Five!"
"You can never defeat me! None of you have the power!" Naraku then began to laugh. He cut himself short, watching all of his enemies laughing. "Wha-Why are you laughing?" They then began laughing louder. Shippo was rolling to the floor, he was laughing so hard. "Stop that! You shouldn't be laughing! You should quiver at the sight of me!" He pulled up a tentacle, readying to strike. "All of you should fear me-Huh?" He felt a chill crawl up his spine. He could since a large amount of energies behind him. He turned his head slowly, to see thousands of girls. All of them looked furious, and he gulped.
"You were going to hurt OUR Sesshy!?!?!"
"And, who are you," he asked, almost in an inaudible whisper.
"They're your worse enemy; Sesshomaru fan girls," spoke Kagome, finally catching her breath.
"No," he said, shaking his head, and turning around. As they began to charge him, he found he could only have time to scream out. "Nooooooooo!"
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"Defeating Naraku! Take 685!"
Naraku had found out Kagome's secret. He knew about the well now. a smirk came upon his face, as she watched her jump in. He jumped in, the power of the Shikon letting him pass. light surrounded him, and he found him in a strange world. It had a polluted smell to it, and he liked it. He got out of the well, and looked aroud. He noticed the miko was no where to be seen, so he walked out of the well house, only having time to see what was by his left and-VROOM-He had been defeated. Kagome had ran him over with a semi truck. She got out and stretched. Grinning, she put her thumb up. "The hard part was getting the truck up here!"
Kagome then whistled, as she placed her hands in her skirt pocket, and walked over, taking the jewel shards soon after, from the dead corpse, watchign it turn into ask, for no apparent reason. She then walked intothe well house, whistling still.
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Defeating Naraku! Take 7!"
Kagome stood before naraku alone. naraku was laughing, about how cowards sent her, and how foolish they were. She stood there, a smirk on her face. She placed her hands on her side, and said,"I can defeat, and I will!"
"Oh? and, just how do you plan on doing that?"
She pointed to him. "You aren't logically possible! I deny all magic, even my own miko powers!"
"No! you can't! It's all around you!"
"Two bodies cannot occupy the same space!" The demons began to rip from Naraku's body. "A jewel cannot grant a person unltimate power! Not even a machine can do that, and you are not a machine! You cannot rid yourself of your heart, because everything has to have a heart! You cannot rid yourself of Onigumo, because you ARE Onigumo! A species cannot change it's species, and only can it a little, if it is evolving!" Kagome continued, hearing the cries of Naraku. In the end, all that was left was the Shikon Jewel, which too faded away, no longer existing.
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Kagome woke up the next morning. She stretched and yawned, her eyes still closed. "Man, what a weird night. That's what I get for staying up, eating icecream, and watching videos on Youtube all night.