Squirrels Nuts
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Always! Always, always, always.
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It was like they lived to do it to him! Every morning of every day of every year for as long as he could remember!
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He would kill them, oh yes he would kill them and it was about time he did it to!
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"Hmm make it stop." A soft feminine voice begged as she buried her head under a pillow, snuggling up close to her living heater.
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Oh yes, he was going to make it stop and he would enjoy it. Yes he would enjoy it immensely!
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Flinging the warm down blankets from his body he left his bed taking his warmth with him.
"Oh don't go now." His mate whined sleepily as she reached halfheartedly for him, not wanting to part with his warmth. "Jerk." She griped before wrapping herself up in the blankets.
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Entering out into the hallway he made his way towards the gardens when he was spotted by his ever faithful retainer.
"My Lord, shall I call the maids to bring your breakfast?" he asked humbly as he followed his master.
"Not now." He replied, continuing onward. "I'm on a mission."
"H-hai my lord!" his retainer stuttered, fearing the determined and sadistic mood his lord appeared to be in.
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Were they following him? Was it their life goal just to pester him? To drive him mad?
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Well they were doing a damn good job of it... but not for long! Exiting out into the gardens the lord and master of the castle jumped onto the perimeter wall, turning to look back across his estate and its roof tops he waited on high alert. His ears turned with every sound, a sneeze from a nearby guard, the slapping of his retainers feet as he paced the corridors, the chatter of the maids then there it was! The rustling in the oak trees, the snapping of the acorns from their resting place the gnashing of sharp, pointy teeth and then the drop.
The ever resounding Thunk of the empty shell hitting his roof, the Tumble, Tumble of it rolling down the terracotta tiles then the final Tssh of it disappearing into the bushes. With quickly searching eyes the regal lord finally found the audacious, worthless creature... the only creature to be more irksome and useless then his wretched half brother... the squirrel! With a whip crack of his poison whip there was a strangled squeak then the creature was gone followed by several other quickly executed flicks of his aristocratic wrist several more strangled squeaks sounded before silence.
Sighing in relief the lord jumped down from his perch, returning once more to his mates' side who welcomed him with a smile and a kiss as she snuggled back into his side.
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"Sesshomaru!"
"Squirrels!"
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Hahah I hope you like it! Another for Nobodys challenges! Got to love them! Lol