Author Note:
I don't own Inuyasha. Mei-Ling's character belongs to me.
This is a gag short of my completed fanfic: Entwined by the Moon, where I make fun of the story and rush right into the romance. This does not correlate to the plot of the full story, and is definitely not the ending I have planned. Expect Mature content and a little vulgar language. Not suitable for younger audiences, unless you dare... but I hope you all have a good laugh. It's a gag story, and any grammatical errors made were on purpose.
Happy reading!
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It all started on Kagome's way home from school. Suddenly she was almost hit by a truck, and the updraft knocked her off the bridge and into the water. Suddenly the sacred jewel came out of her mysteriously and when she opened her eyes, she was not in the modern era anymore.
She was in a vast green forest, and the lake had disappeared. Was she back in the feudal era? After walking and walking, she noticed a storm brewing. She ran into bandits who chased her and her powers flared. Kagome wished to teleport out of danger, for something to help her, and the jewel granted that wish.
Suddenly, an eight feet tall wolf demon approached her and told her she would be his woman. He had witnessed her powers against the bandits moments ago and realized she was very valuable. But Kagome refused him, claiming she already had a lover that she was deeply in love with.
And speak of the devil, here he comes! It was Sesshomaru!
Kagome threw herself into his arms, surprising the young Lord. "Sesshomaru, my love! You've come for me!" She yelled and quickly whispered. "Just play along…" As she buried her head into his chest.
Suddenly, the wolf demon was on his knees begging for forgiveness when he realized this young Lord was the Prince of the Western Lands. Because he had trespassed into the borders, Sesshomaru let him off with a warning.
"My lord, forgive me. I did not know this woman was yours."
Sesshomaru raised a brow, looking down at the girl holding onto him for dear life. "Neither did I…" He sweat dropped. "Let's pretend this encounter never happened."
"Goodbye, my lord… goodbyeeeee." The wolf demon yells, his voice fading into the forest before vanishing.
Kagome pulled away and sighed in relief, wiping her brow. "Thank you, Sesshomaru! That guy wanted to marry me."
"Indeed, I heard. I didn't realize your fiancé was me…"
"Well, it's not…"
"Too late! You're my wife now." He leaned in and kissed her, tongue in her mouth.
"What?! No!"
Suddenly she fainted and Sesshomaru carried her off into the skies to his sky palace.