Chat History
9/19/2020
Can you tell Inuyasha to call me please?
He’s doing you a favor
Please give him a break long enough to call his girlfriend
And which girlfriend is this?
Haha very funny
I do not know which one you are
or what that whelp told you
but he is not with me
I know he’s helping you move today
Do you?
Where am I moving?
Oldtown
Address?
He didn’t say
Well, I have an address for you
You may come see the state of my living situation for yourself
Or, I can give you the address of the other one,
which is surely home to his true location
You just have to tell me who you are
Kagome
Fool
425 Shikon way
Chat History
9/20/2020
That bastard!
I see my assumption was correct?
I just wanted to say thanks
I guess ‘bros over hoes’ isn’t a universal rule
Perhaps it is,
however it would not qualify here.
I never considered that half-breed my brother
I also never considered you such a thing
I guess it's ‘mikos over half-bros?’
Anyway, thanks for being straight with me
It would have been worse to hear later on
Why?
Why, miko?
Bc, I hadn’t slept with him yet, okay!
We were waiting until our 6-month anniversary tonight
It would have been a mistake
Indeed
Consider yourself lucky
I do
Lucky I called you
And lucky you didn’t cover for him
He was a fool to assume I would
He was also a fool to betray you
Now he is stuck with her
He could have had better
He is quite upset with me =)
I’m sorry to cause you problems
I relish upsetting him
Well, then.
Glad I could help, I guess.
I bet I know what would make him really mad...
??
Give me your address
??!
What’s wrong? Do you have IT?
Impossible
I have not left my home in months
Me either
except to go to the store
I have shoppers for that
Well, la-di dah
You wore a mask, I assume?
Of course
I’m not an animal
Do not be racist
Sorry.
But if you're so scared,
I guess I don’t have to come over...
206 Daiyoukai way
Are you alone?
No one has been inside my home
since this pandemic began
Or ever
I am a private man
That must be lonely
Says the woman who dated someone six months
without consummating the relationship
And I am glad I didn’t
Me too
This pandemic has me antsy
How about you?
Come over
This would kill your brother
Half-brother
=) Hurry
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A/N: This is just laziness meets pure love of dialogue, with a little corona topical mixed in. Let me know if you want more, I can add to it.