Hahahahaha hahahaha, perfume laced with demon pee? Shove a grapefrunit WHERE? Oh God, this is priceless. I'm guessing Kagome is going to try for the barrier. But who can she get to train her?
A ruttable meal made me think of an old joke about a bagel. I'm dead. What a fun story. I'm always a fan of writers adding in reality. Imo, her best bet is a cup, but would change the story. Love it! Looking forward to more.